your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
