you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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