I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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