I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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