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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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