I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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