You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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