If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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