i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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