He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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