have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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