Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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