I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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