Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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