Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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