I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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