Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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