I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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