to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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