Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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