what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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