Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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