I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So vagazzling was a success
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
