There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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