3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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