Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
