question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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