There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she looked like the before picture.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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