that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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