Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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