I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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