We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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