Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
