I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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