Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
