im gay
i know
yea but for you.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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