I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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