What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
