Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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