i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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