I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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