she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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