never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He did a backflip because drugs
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