I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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