I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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