I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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