i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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