Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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