Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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