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no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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